Best Little Whorehouse in Texas…

This is a good movie. It’s about a whorehouse in TX and the zany things they go through. In the above clip, Miss Mona (Dolly Parton) is telling a room full of johns (and, presumably, the audience) how here whores are classy whores and not bad whores. Starting at 01:54 we hear about Miss Mona’s special no-no rules. One of the first ones is no tattoos because, “brands belong on cattle and that ain’t what we’re selling at Miss Monas.” BUT, the girl singing that line has a tattoo on her shoulder!

Oh irony, thy name is Best Little Whorehouse in Texas…