Verbatim: LOST’s Kate, Evangeline Lilly

Oh, those wacky stars. Is there anything they won’t say?

Today we have a LOST’s Evangeline Lilly (Kate).

So Kate…er Evangeline, how about that season finale a couple of weeks ago? Crazy, right?

“(The producers) have seen that I haven’t picked up on the opportunity to become a big movie star…”

You don’t say. But, now, do you think the island jumped after they hydrogen bomb exploded? Did it really even explode or —

“It frustrates [them] that they’ve given me this chance to become the next Angelia Jolie…”

Okaaaaay. And what about you and Sawyer? Do you think there’s a future the–

“I mean, sure, I’d love to be her…”

Really? No scoop?

“…but just the humanitarian side.”

Get out Evangeline. I still love you though.

verbatim: Oh, Shia…

Shia LeBeouf gave a playboy interview recently. Besides talking about not being well endowed, he also spoke about working on Charlies Angels 2. Take it away, Shia…

“I remember my trailer was set up in such a way that (Diaz’s and Liu’s) trailers were visible through my window, through this little shade I had. I’d put down the blackout shade just enough to have my eye peeping through and get them in my crosses.”

Uh, huh…

“I’d be inside totally going at it. Just the thought of them changing in their trailers was enough to get me off.”

Um, Shia…

“Or I would steal Polaroids from the wardrobe people… Everybody knew. The girls knew, definitely… I’d tell them flat out, ‘I’m infatuated.’ They knew they were all my fantasy girls. Lucy Liu especially would play with me. She’d play with my mind.”

UM, SHIA…

“Bernie Mac understood what I was going through, and he’d just look at me like, ‘Yeah, that’s right. You just saw that s#!t.’”

Not Bernie!

“I mean, what are you supposed to do? You’re 14, 15 years old, and you’ve got the sexiest woman in the world sitting across from you, giving you the love. It was torture…”

Thanks for stopping by, Shia. Please stop talking.

verbatim: Poor Megan Fox

“It pisses me when people f*cking complain that I’m too beautiful to get a part. That’s bullshit.”

Yes.

“And if I weren’t attractive I wouldn’t be working at all, you know.”

Good point Meg.

“I don’t know why people only look at me as a pretty face.”

People are shallow.

“I have other skills besides my beauty.”

Please stop talking now.

Thanks.