Miley Cyrus is at it again with more racy pictures. Really though, this one’s not that racy, but people like to talk, so who am I to judge? (Ed. Note: Damn Gina, in looking for the latest pic I came across actual racy pics she took. Ugh, kids today…) Let’s get to the action. Today we have:
The Infamous Miley Cyrus Vanity Fair pic…
Her Asian inspired jaunty pic…
And her most recent “racy” pic with director Adam Shankman…
Conclusion: None! She’s like 16 you perv.
Poor Gosselin family. Golden handcuffs are still handcuffs!
Today we have Wedding Day Kate vs Pregant Kate Gosselin vs. Present Kate Gosselin
Wedding Day Kate
Pregnant Kate – Oh, she is!
Present Day
I don’t think she is the devil. I think she is working it. To me, she still comes off as a real person. And guess what, real people can be b*tches. Especially if they have not eaten in like, 100 episodes or whatever. (Damn Kate, is TLC putting the pressure on to stay so trim?)
Wedding Day Kate is so pretty and looks so happy. I guess I’d want to marry her. Right? As for the others, you obviously couldn’t kill a pregnant lady and damn sure I am not marrying a pregant lady, so I guess that only leaves…oh dear God.
This week we revisit the hottest hotties from 80’s cartoons.
Cheetara, sexiest Thundercat (sorry Tigra). She can work the shaft.
Jem, truly outrageous. Too phony?
Orco, he’s funny! Funny-ish.
Thoughts: I feel like Jem would be an awful wife. And a bad role model for any children we’d have. So much make up! Although she does run with a pretty diverse crowd. I guess you could sleep with her, although she may be a little too goody two shoes. Plus, you know of these 3 you have to bone Cheetara. Because you don’t want to marry her. Cheetara, while hot, is messed up in the head. Remember how’d she was psychic and anytime she’s try to get a vision she’d spin around in circles and then faint? Try explaining that to your boss and his wife over dinner. Orco could be a nice companion in one’s latter years. Would it be gay? Was Orco a dude?
Conclusion: Marry Orco, F*ck Cheetara, Kill Jem. Is that right?
Too obvious?
Although, I think I’d marry Joan or Peggy before Betty. Wouldn’t we all?
See you in August Mad Men.
BOF: Best of Friends 