Taxi Cab Drivers Not Allowed to Use Cell Phones Anymore

Good News: Might be safer.

Bad news: They’ll have no one to talk to but YOU. Drunk you in the back of that cab listening to them tell you how they can’t use the phone.

Good News/Better News: Jennifer Hudson has a baby!

Good News: Jennifer Hudson has a baby! Congrats!

She never even confirmed she was preggers.

Although…

I think because she is a big girl no one wanted to say “She def pregnant,” for fear of being taken to task.

Whatever. I like her.

Better News: Maybe now she can dump that boyfriend of hers, “Punk” from I love New York. Ooch.

Heidi and Spencer Banned from E!: Good News/Better News

Good News: The E! Channel recently polled their audience asking if they should ban all Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt news from their channel. A whopping 94% said yes.

Better News: Nope. Nothing is better than that. Good job E! Goodbye forever whatever-your-names-were!

Good News/Better News: Patricia Demauro, Crappy Grandma

GOOD NEWS: So, Patricia Demauro, a grandma from Denville (woot woot NJ grandmas! Shout out to the Kobrynowitz’s on Denny Road!) shattered the record for consecutive craps throw (crap throw?) in Atlantic City. Her turn lasted over 4 hours and 154 turns. The odds of that happening were 1 in 1.56 TRILLION. Good for her!

BETTER NEWS: Somewhere, a Hallmark Original movie, “Grandma’s on a Roll!” starring Doris Roberts was just greenlit.