I now pronounce you Fran and Wife.

I have to admit I was surprised to go on Yahoo News today and find that Fran Drescher was the number two trending topic. You know, the nasal voice, midriff baring firecracker from Queens?  Seems that she has come forward with an exclusive interview to In Touch to say that her ex-husband was actually gay. Long a supporter of gay rights, she did not know until they divorced. Is anyone surprised? I mean look at him!

The man was a Broadway producer who was obsessed with his hair. He never once fell for CeCe’s womanly ways and, while I admit she beefed up for a few seasons, the lady had a great rack. He was even pulling away from Fran on their wedding day….

Hmm? What’s that? What do you mean that Fran and Mr. Sheffield weren’t actually a couple? I thought it was like Lucy and Ricky.

Thank you for clearing that up. And by “clearing that up” I mean ripping my heart out.

Wait, I’m confused….

When I first heard about a movie called “Percy Jackson and the Olympians” I immediately assumed it was about a middle aged male black R&B singer who decided late in life to take up the sport of curling and eventually win a gold medal. I was IN.

But Now I see it’s just a caucasian son of Zeus coming into his powers and 007 in a terrible wig?

I’m IN!

In what universe…

would you look at this picture and think, “Oh that must be a pic of Ryan Seacrest and his obsessed fan”?

And I’m not saying that because the stalker is an African American. I’m saying that because who the F wants to stalk Ryan Seacrest?!@?

What does Nene say about this one?

Real Housewives of Atlanta’s Kim Zolciak decided to go topless for the NOH8 campaign as opposed to wearing the logo shirt like every other celebrity.  And it leaves me with 3 questions:

a) are her tata’s also advocates? why the heck are they duct taped? that is going to hurt coming off.

b) why didn’t anything do this to her when she was trying to release a single last year. am i right?!

c) is that the breast, ahem BEST, you can do Kim?

BOF on Pam and Tommy are back together!

G.I. Uh Oh!

Channing Tatum, Americas’s favorite hip hop dancing meat head, used to be a male stripper, as exposed by US Weekly.

Don’t worry you don’t have to watch the video. Ive done the dirty work for you and watched it about 15 times (you’re welcome) and can confirm that it is, indeed, Tatum.

My favorite part is that all the backup dancers insisted their faces be blurred out except the creepy long haired one.

Oh, and the dancing in a Gstring with tube socks on.

*This post was made by MAMRIE.

2009 Weirdo Awards: Mike Tyson, Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, etc

Mike Tyson wielded weapons.

Singers I’ve never heard of showed their bottoms.

The Jonas Brothers had a previous engagement so they sent their wax figures.

High Jackman brought his A game and his pit stains.

Celebrity tattoo artist Kat Von D terrified small children.

And Miley Cyrus performed on a stripper pole.

JIGGA WHAT!?!?

This just in… these were actually the Teen Choice Awards.

BOF on Lady Gaga

Cougars! Sharon Stone! Linda Hogan! Paula Abdul! rraaarrrrrr!

According to yahoo news:

“VANCOUVER, British Columbia (Reuters) – Three cougars have been killed near the Western Canadian town Princeton, British Columbia, this month while apparently stalking human prey, police said on Tuesday.”

I’m shocked at this news. I did not even know these bitches hung out!

BOF on Sarah Palin