Archive for March, 2010

Shannen Doherty just fired her agent.

March 31, 2010

First off “Dancing with the Stars”! She must be pissed. And for good reason. Come on America. Can’t a girl move on from her past indiscretions?

Team Shannen.

Scream 4: SQUEE! and Rose McGowan

March 24, 2010

Pardon me for a second. Squeeeeeee!

They are making “Scream 4.” I f*cking loved the “Scream” movies. Remember when Jamie Kennedy was really funny (before he got annoying)? And when Matthew Lillard was funny (before he got annoying)? But the best was Rose McGowan. Oh, my my my my my.

Man I loved Tatum.

Katherine Heigl leaving Grey’s Anatomy: “I’m sorry.”

March 24, 2010

Apparently, she’s saying that she wanted to leave “Grey’s” not because of her movie career but because of wanting to start/spend time with her family. She’s lying. She wants to come off better after acting like a diva. I hate when celebs lie and no one calls them out on it. Like when Sarah Palin went on Oprah and just spoke bs for the whole hour (from what I heard. I didn’t watch or anything). Just man up and say, “I wanted out. I wanted more.”

Lost: Desmond

March 18, 2010

For real, where the hell is Desmond? He’s been gone for a season and a half. Really, since “The Constant” like 2 years ago. Little bits and half scenes and cameos don’t really count. Get him back on that island. Amiright?

I wonder sometimes about how the actors of LOST feel. They are on a hit show that has rabid fans but it’s like the show is the star of the show and not them. Maybe they don’t care or don’t feel slighted but I bet they do. I bet they are like, “I haven’t been on for 4 episodes! What’s going on? Get my agent on the phone!” Right?

St. Patrick’s Day

March 18, 2010

Hey girl on 44th and 7th. This is not green.

Now had she been a civilian of St. Patrick’s Day and not a self inflicted warrior I would not point this out. She had tattoos and a boa and a hat and beads beads beads! And she couldn’t find a real green shirt? I’m just saying. But good on her for celebrating.

Why Did I Get Married Too?

March 16, 2010

Sequel, okay, I get it. Go on Tyler Perry. But the title could use some work. I suggest, “No seriously, Why did I get married?” OR, “Upon further reflection I am still wondering, why did I get married?”

Jeff Bridges: Congrats and “Come on!”

March 15, 2010

Congrats on your Oscar Jeff! I didn’t see the movie but I’m sure you were great. In an interview after his win Jeff Bridges was talking (glowing!) about his parents (who were actors) and how they encouraged him to get into acting.

“Unlike a lot of Hollywood actors, my dad really loved acting and wanted to turn his kids on to it.”

Great. Wonderful. And yet…The article continues to say this of young Jeff Bridges’ father, Lloyd:

And whenever a role on Sea Hunt called for a small fry, Lloyd would bribe young Jeff, telling him he’d be able to miss school and buy toys and candy with the money he’d earn.

Come on! Now, okay, in this case (the case of Jeff Bridges and the finally! Oscar) that statement is cute and “oh, it was destined!” Imagine someone other than a ultra famous actor saying that. Like someone at Promises drug rehab who’s career never really took off. Or some washed up actor who is doing any reality show to stay in the public eye. Saying their parents pretty much forced them to become actors and didn’t encourage them to save the money they made. (“We bought candy! Candy for everyone! Until the candy ran out.”) Everyone would say, “Bad parents!” in a Greek chorus until noon and then get a sensible lunch.

I’m just saying. But, congrats Jeff Bridges.

Survivor’s Cirie Fields

March 5, 2010

Oh, Cirie. Voted out 4th. 4th!

I get that she was kind of prone to backstabbing and manipulation, but so what? She was one of. the. best. players. ever. You deserved better.

F*ck you Tom and Colby*.

Best Character on TV?

March 5, 2010

Kalinda (the lesbian?) from, “The Good Wife,” on CBS. Right?

Biggest Loser: Blue vs. Black and putting yourself first

March 4, 2010

Biggest Loser (finally) returned after the Olympics and so many odd things happened. Let’s dive in.

1) The temptation challenge. I guess NBC didn’t get the rights to any of the temptation foods because everything had a weird name. Hershey kisses were called “chocolate treats”. Rice Krispy Treats were “a crispy treat.” Reeses Peanut Butter Cup? Nope, they had “Chocolate and Peanut Butter Treat.” Come on.

2) Michael. He wanted to play the game. Fine. He split up the teams. Fine.

But his logic was, “I’m finally putting myself first.” He kept saying that! Now, maybe I am being weight-ist, but I don’t think you can reach 500 lbs without putting yourself first. Right? Also, I never like when someone tries to hide their real reasons for doing something behind a life lesson or, in Michael’s case, just utter bullsh*t. If I were on the blue team I would have thrown the weigh in and booted Michael. Yeah, I said it!