Joan Allen – SAG awards

Dear Joan Allen, I know it must be hard for an actress of a certain age in Hollywood. Your string of drama hits and award attention of the late 90s may have dried up a little. But keep at it. You are a cool lady. Remember when you masturbated in the bathtub and the tree caught on fire? Stop with the plastic surgery. This was you at the SAG awards

Kind of embarrassing. Age gracefully. You are still cool though, Joan Allen.
-the world