Archive for December, 2009

Best Little Whorehouse in Texas…

December 30, 2009

This is a good movie. It’s about a whorehouse in TX and the zany things they go through. In the above clip, Miss Mona (Dolly Parton) is telling a room full of johns (and, presumably, the audience) how here whores are classy whores and not bad whores. Starting at 01:54 we hear about Miss Mona’s special no-no rules. One of the first ones is no tattoos because, “brands belong on cattle and that ain’t what we’re selling at Miss Monas.” BUT, the girl singing that line has a tattoo on her shoulder!

Oh irony, thy name is Best Little Whorehouse in Texas…

Taxi Cab Drivers Not Allowed to Use Cell Phones Anymore

December 18, 2009

Good News: Might be safer.

Bad news: They’ll have no one to talk to but YOU. Drunk you in the back of that cab listening to them tell you how they can’t use the phone.

Survivor: Coach vs. Russell

December 15, 2009

I like Survivor. I do. I can’t help it. Lately though, it seems like every season they have 1 player instead of 16 or 20 or whatever. Meaning, the entire focus (or at least a big chunk of it) is on one person. I think that the producers know the show is getting old (20 seasons!) so they like to have one person for America to root for or hate. (Or “love to hate.” I hate that expression. Or maybe I love to hate that expression.) This year it’s Russell who all the ads were calling “the biggest villain in Survivor history!!!.”

Last year it was Coach who, at the reunion show, Jeff Probst called, “The biggest villain in survivor history!!!!”

Come on. Although, I bet Coach is really pissed. Because the difference is they treated Coach like, “Oh, what a pompous buffoon! Don’t you just hate him America?”, while with Russell it’s, “He’s so smart and devious! Don’t you just hate him America?”

Here’s a look at some other Survivor players of the season from the past couple of years:



And my FAVORITE from the last few years:

Although, again, I still miss you Colleen Haskell

Biggest Loser

December 3, 2009

I really like The Biggest Loser. But how many times can their friends/family back home throw them a huge party whenever they come visit home from the ranch? Every episode it’s like “And here’s your FAMILY! And FRIENDS! And BALLOONS!”

Whatever. Team Liz!

Gap Holiday Commercial (and Hillshire Farms too)

December 2, 2009

This commercial is weird. Okay, it is VERY catchy. And yes, those boots are cute. But still. Little ethnically diverse girls prancing and cheerleading around. It’s trying to be kinda sexual, right? Right? (Am I a pedophile?) And then at 0:11 seconds, mini-Hayden Panettiere does that “I’se gonna kills you” look to the camera.

On the other hand, I do like the Hillshire Farms “Go Meat” commerical alot.