Toyota Camry Commerical

Have you seen the new Toyota Camry commercial? There’s a women’s voice over saying how her fiancee lives 400 miles away but he still drives to meet her every weekend, rain or shine. Luckily he has a Toyota Camry so 1) he’s safe, 2) makes good time, 3) is dependable.

Say what?! Going 80 miles an hour the entire time (which is impossible), that would still be 5 hours in the car! Besides the fact that he is ruining that car by driving so many unnecessary miles (every week!), what kind of relationship is this? Why can’t she ever go to meet him? What about his life? What are they going to do and where will they live after the wedding? You know his friends in the city (the ones he never gets to see anymore because he’s always on the damned road) think this guy is whipped. And he is! Commuting 10 hours a weekend! Can you imagine leaving work on Friday and then driving 5 hours to get to some b*tches house?

Dump her.