So You Think You Can Vagina.

Damn Gina!

A joyous contestant accidentally (?) flashed all (?) of America when she advanced to the next round. Photo courtesy of TMZ. TMZ, how’d you find that? Who on your staff is a) forced to watch So You Think You Can Dance? and b) is on vagina patrol.

Eh. So what? who cares? (Or so tw*t? Who c*nts? Oooh. Too much?)

Cougar Town. Photoshop Town.

What does Nene say about this one?

Real Housewives of Atlanta’s Kim Zolciak decided to go topless for the NOH8 campaign as opposed to wearing the logo shirt like every other celebrity.  And it leaves me with 3 questions:

a) are her tata’s also advocates? why the heck are they duct taped? that is going to hurt coming off.

b) why didn’t anything do this to her when she was trying to release a single last year. am i right?!

c) is that the breast, ahem BEST, you can do Kim?

$100,000 Pyramid Query?

I was just watching $100,000 Pyramid (perhaps the greatest game show?) one of the six prelim categories was “Things You Find in a Motion Picture Studio.” The subsequent answers were:

A director,

Certainly!

An editor,

But of course!

And Rob Lowe

What? Was Rob Lowe that ubiquitous in the late 80s that his name and movie studio were synonymous? Literally, all the other answers were like “scripts” and “sets” and “fans”. And then Rob Lowe. The contestant guessed it right away!

Oh, and the celebrity was Stuart Pankin. Yes, THAT Stuart Pankin. He was plugging an upcoming appearance on the 80s John Ritter vehicle “Hooperman”.