Archive for August, 2009
Channing Tatum, Americas’s favorite hip hop dancing meat head, used to be a male stripper, as exposed by US Weekly.
Don’t worry you don’t have to watch the video. Ive done the dirty work for you and watched it about 15 times (you’re welcome) and can confirm that it is, indeed, Tatum.
My favorite part is that all the backup dancers insisted their faces be blurred out except the creepy long haired one.
Oh, and the dancing in a Gstring with tube socks on.
*This post was made by MAMRIE.
Mike Tyson wielded weapons.
Singers I’ve never heard of showed their bottoms.
The Jonas Brothers had a previous engagement so they sent their wax figures.
High Jackman brought his A game and his pit stains.
Celebrity tattoo artist Kat Von D terrified small children.
And Miley Cyrus performed on a stripper pole.
This just in… these were actually the Teen Choice Awards.
Good News: Jennifer Hudson has a baby! Congrats!
She never even confirmed she was preggers.
I think because she is a big girl no one wanted to say “She def pregnant,” for fear of being taken to task.
Whatever. I like her.
Better News: Maybe now she can dump that boyfriend of hers, “Punk” from I love New York. Ooch.