Archive for August, 2009

BOF on Pam and Tommy are back together!

August 13, 2009
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G.I. Uh Oh!

August 12, 2009

Channing Tatum, Americas’s favorite hip hop dancing meat head, used to be a male stripper, as exposed by US Weekly.

Don’t worry you don’t have to watch the video. Ive done the dirty work for you and watched it about 15 times (you’re welcome) and can confirm that it is, indeed, Tatum.

My favorite part is that all the backup dancers insisted their faces be blurred out except the creepy long haired one.

Oh, and the dancing in a Gstring with tube socks on.

*This post was made by MAMRIE.

Reporters Freed From North Korea! Laura Ling!

August 12, 2009

2009 Weirdo Awards: Mike Tyson, Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, etc

August 11, 2009

Teen Choice Awards Show

Mike Tyson wielded weapons.

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Singers I’ve never heard of showed their bottoms.

Teen Choice Awards Arrivals

The Jonas Brothers had a previous engagement so they sent their wax figures.

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High Jackman brought his A game and his pit stains.

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Celebrity tattoo artist Kat Von D terrified small children.

Teen Choice Awards Show

And Miley Cyrus performed on a stripper pole.

JIGGA WHAT!?!?

This just in… these were actually the Teen Choice Awards.

Good News/Better News: Jennifer Hudson has a baby!

August 11, 2009

Good News: Jennifer Hudson has a baby! Congrats!

She never even confirmed she was preggers.

Although…

I think because she is a big girl no one wanted to say “She def pregnant,” for fear of being taken to task.

Whatever. I like her.

Better News: Maybe now she can dump that boyfriend of hers, “Punk” from I love New York. Ooch.