Archive for June, 2009

Pizza “The Hut” Hut updates for texting youth of America

June 22, 2009

Pizza Hut is changing its name to just “The Hut”. It will incorporate some healthier items like whole grain pizza and salads. Come on.

Here’s what Pizza Hut…excuse me…”The Hut” big wig Brian Niccol had to say about the switch:
“Our red box is a game changer in packaging and design. And yes, we’re also introducing another vocabulary word with Pizza Hut, which is ‘The Hut.’ That ties in nicely with [today’s] texting generation. We wanted to make sure that Pizza Hut and ‘The Hut’ become common vernacular for our brand…‘The Hut’ is the perfect icon for our mobile generation.”

I literally just want some pizza with cheese in the crust not to, you know, be part of some movement.

Take 5: Real Housewives of New Jersey Finale

June 17, 2009

Oh, my. Oh, my my my my my my myyyye. When was this shot? Last summer? A f*cking year ago? I mean, of course, these ladies and their trials are timeless, but they sat on this for a year? These girls don’t seem like the patient type.

Here we go…

1. Okay, so Teresa threw a table. Big whoop. Everyone I’ve ever met has thrown a table. At least she was classy enough to send her children out of the room first. You know, after she talked about f*cking her husband and her fake boobs (bubbies, fine, bubbies!) and her sore vagina.

2. Was it just the way it was shot or was Albie the only kid at the grown up table? Right? And next to Danielle who all but swallowed him up in her vagina two episodes ago.

3. Jackie, who knew? Good for you for getting a backbone but this was not the right time. And she looked so HAPPY about telling off Dina, which, must have been about always being the in law and not blood sister. “Where’s my invite to Atlantic City?!?!” And then Danielle mouthed, “Thank you” to her in the middle of the fight. Jackie, you chose the wrong side.


4. Move over last episode of MASH and birth of Little Ricky on I Love Lucy, we’ve got another best moment in TV history. When Danielle brought out a copy of Cop Without A Badge at the table I gasped. Yeah, that’s Jersey right there. That’s some classic Beverly f*cking Merrill antics right there. A close second was seeing her daughters’ reactions to her “modeling” photos.

5. Caroline. Oh, Caroline. Let me tell you a-something. You tend to a-speak with a almost a-stutter. It’s a-effective but a a-weird. As I (proud) former NJ resident, I can tell you that saying “Time Out” really does work in getting people to chill for a second. That is not a joke. It’s the truth.

And then they all got pregnant!

Good bye my Turnpike Angels.

June 12, 2009

June 11, 2009

yes, shia, yes yes.. thats it….. now lets try a ‘who farted?’ face… oh my god yes…. yes… i smell a cover!

oh, and a fart.


June 11, 2009

oh, they are just participated in a NOH8 campaign. dang. if only they’d been participating when someone asked them to name their kid.

Tony’s: Brett Michaels Breaks His Nose

June 11, 2009

The wild and dangerous Tony ceremony has claimed another victim. No, not Martha Plimpton!

BOF (and Grace!) on Will Ferrell’s career

June 9, 2009

BOF on Loohan tweets and Dr. Drew

June 9, 2009

BOF Show Tonight in NYC!

June 4, 2009

Tonight @ 7 pm
The Peoples Improv Theater
154 W. 29th Street (between 6th and 7th)

See you there!

Conan O’Brien’s first day. And, ugh, I’m a Celebrity Get me Out of here!

June 3, 2009