Archive for June, 2009

Hairy Carey

June 30, 2009

Mariah Carey got dressed up as a dude for the upcoming video for her song “Obsessed”.

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In other news, I am not gonna sleep a wink tonight.

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John Edwards Sex Tape?

June 30, 2009

Let’s play a quick game:

Which of the following people is rumored to have a sex tape?

A) Britney Spears

B) Megan Fox

C) John Edwards

(Although, to be fair, the first two probably have them too.)

Take 5: Bernie Madoff gets 150 years!

June 29, 2009

Bernie Madoff was sentenced to 150 years, the maximum the judge could throw at him. Let’s go:

1. Why do they do that? The guy is in his early 100s (71 years old specifically) so even 20 years is a life sentence. What is the history of ridiculously long jail sentences? (FYI: The longest recorded prison sentence was for 7,109 years to 2 con men in Iran (of course) on June 15, 1969.)

2. Is it wrong of me that I feel bad for his wife? She’s probably one of those UES b*tches, but now she can’t even shop for cheese in peace.

3. Bernie Madoff = Lorne Michaels

4. In an interview in Vanity Fair, Madoff’s former secretary accused him of being, “a sexist, egomaniacal, short-tempered control freak.” The devil you say.

5. Um, I couldn’t think of anything to go with this picture but I still wanted to use it. Um, party’s over for Bernie?

BOF riddle of the day

June 25, 2009

is takes one of these to win “I’m a celebrity get me out of here”

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*answer in the comments…*

Chris Brown and Rihanna: The VERDICT

June 25, 2009

Jon and Kate plus 8: Divorce, Cheating Gosselin, New Season

June 25, 2009

Heidi and Spencer Banned from E!: Good News/Better News

June 25, 2009

Good News: The E! Channel recently polled their audience asking if they should ban all Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt news from their channel. A whopping 94% said yes.


Better News: Nope. Nothing is better than that. Good job E! Goodbye forever whatever-your-names-were!

Damn Gina! Johnny Depp leaves $4000!

June 24, 2009

Damn Gina!

Johnny Depp, international movie star and a bit of a creepy guy (Right? A little?) left a staggering $4000.00 tip at Chicago’s steakhouse Gibsons to, by all accounts, “delighted” waiter Mohammed A . Sekhani. No so delighted was the waiter who was smoking out back and missed his turn on rotation.

I like being snarky as much (or more so) than the next person, but there’s little to find fault with this story. Luckily I did find 2 things.

1) Mr. Depp rolled in at 11:30 pm and requested a private room for himself and some friends and the restaurant closes at midnight so that’s a little d*ck. You know the chefs and busboys etc had already cleaned the grill and were waiting to go home. I hope they got some of the 4K tip!

2) Did the waiter go running to the newspapers with this story? Did Depp’s publicist? How did we come to find this out? It’s a little suspicious.

Still, good job Johnny Depp! All eyes will be on you now as you order a coffee from Starbucks tomorrow or buy a hotdog on the street. (“Where’s my thousand?!?!”)

pun showdown

June 23, 2009

apparently perez hilton and will.i.am got into an altercation a few days ago and PH might’ve gotten hit. my question is, which is the better pun?

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Jack Eyed P  (erez)                           OR       Black Guy Peeved

Miley Cyrus: Kill/F*ck/Marry

June 23, 2009

Miley Cyrus is at it again with more racy pictures. Really though, this one’s not that racy, but people like to talk, so who am I to judge? (Ed. Note: Damn Gina, in looking for the latest pic I came across actual racy pics she took. Ugh, kids today…) Let’s get to the action. Today we have:

The Infamous Miley Cyrus Vanity Fair pic…

Her Asian inspired jaunty pic…

And her most recent “racy” pic with director Adam Shankman…
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Conclusion: None! She’s like 16 you perv.