GOOD NEWS: So, Patricia Demauro, a grandma from Denville (woot woot NJ grandmas! Shout out to the Kobrynowitz’s on Denny Road!) shattered the record for consecutive craps throw (crap throw?) in Atlantic City. Her turn lasted over 4 hours and 154 turns. The odds of that happening were 1 in 1.56 TRILLION. Good for her!
BETTER NEWS: Somewhere, a Hallmark Original movie, “Grandma’s on a Roll!” starring Doris Roberts was just greenlit.