Jon & Kate Plus 8, Kate Gosselin: Kill, F*ck, or Marry

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Poor Gosselin family. Golden handcuffs are still handcuffs!

Today we have Wedding Day Kate vs Pregant Kate Gosselin vs. Present Kate Gosselin

Wedding Day Kate

Pregnant Kate – Oh, she is!

Present Day

I don’t think she is the devil. I think she is working it. To me, she still comes off as a real person. And guess what, real people can be b*tches. Especially if they have not eaten in like, 100 episodes or whatever. (Damn Kate, is TLC putting the pressure on to stay so trim?)

Wedding Day Kate is so pretty and looks so happy. I guess I’d want to marry her. Right? As for the others, you obviously couldn’t kill a pregnant lady and damn sure I am not marrying a pregant lady, so I guess that only leaves…oh dear God.

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