This week we revisit the hottest hotties from 80’s cartoons.
Cheetara, sexiest Thundercat (sorry Tigra). She can work the shaft.
Jem, truly outrageous. Too phony?
Orco, he’s funny! Funny-ish.
Thoughts: I feel like Jem would be an awful wife. And a bad role model for any children we’d have. So much make up! Although she does run with a pretty diverse crowd. I guess you could sleep with her, although she may be a little too goody two shoes. Plus, you know of these 3 you have to bone Cheetara. Because you don’t want to marry her. Cheetara, while hot, is messed up in the head. Remember how’d she was psychic and anytime she’s try to get a vision she’d spin around in circles and then faint? Try explaining that to your boss and his wife over dinner. Orco could be a nice companion in one’s latter years. Would it be gay? Was Orco a dude?
Conclusion: Marry Orco, F*ck Cheetara, Kill Jem. Is that right?