verbatim: Oh, Shia…

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Shia LeBeouf gave a playboy interview recently. Besides talking about not being well endowed, he also spoke about working on Charlies Angels 2. Take it away, Shia…

“I remember my trailer was set up in such a way that (Diaz’s and Liu’s) trailers were visible through my window, through this little shade I had. I’d put down the blackout shade just enough to have my eye peeping through and get them in my crosses.”

Uh, huh…

“I’d be inside totally going at it. Just the thought of them changing in their trailers was enough to get me off.”

Um, Shia…

“Or I would steal Polaroids from the wardrobe people… Everybody knew. The girls knew, definitely… I’d tell them flat out, ‘I’m infatuated.’ They knew they were all my fantasy girls. Lucy Liu especially would play with me. She’d play with my mind.”

UM, SHIA…

“Bernie Mac understood what I was going through, and he’d just look at me like, ‘Yeah, that’s right. You just saw that s#!t.’”

Not Bernie!

“I mean, what are you supposed to do? You’re 14, 15 years old, and you’ve got the sexiest woman in the world sitting across from you, giving you the love. It was torture…”

Thanks for stopping by, Shia. Please stop talking.

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