Hugh Hefner selling Playboy? Holly Madison gets tattoo removed?

Oh, Hef!

Good News/Better News: Patricia Demauro, Crappy Grandma

GOOD NEWS: So, Patricia Demauro, a grandma from Denville (woot woot NJ grandmas! Shout out to the Kobrynowitz’s on Denny Road!) shattered the record for consecutive craps throw (crap throw?) in Atlantic City. Her turn lasted over 4 hours and 154 turns. The odds of that happening were 1 in 1.56 TRILLION. Good for her!

BETTER NEWS: Somewhere, a Hallmark Original movie, “Grandma’s on a Roll!” starring Doris Roberts was just greenlit.

Brooke Shields: Sex and Virginity

*i know i know, i mispelled her name in the intro.

what the Mel?

im going to nominate Mad Max for VHI’s Charm School.

Verbatim: LOST’s Kate, Evangeline Lilly

Oh, those wacky stars. Is there anything they won’t say?

Today we have a LOST’s Evangeline Lilly (Kate).

So Kate…er Evangeline, how about that season finale a couple of weeks ago? Crazy, right?

“(The producers) have seen that I haven’t picked up on the opportunity to become a big movie star…”

You don’t say. But, now, do you think the island jumped after they hydrogen bomb exploded? Did it really even explode or —

“It frustrates [them] that they’ve given me this chance to become the next Angelia Jolie…”

Okaaaaay. And what about you and Sawyer? Do you think there’s a future the–

“I mean, sure, I’d love to be her…”

Really? No scoop?

“…but just the humanitarian side.”

Get out Evangeline. I still love you though.

“Why am I still single?!?” she whines

How dare Real Housewive of NYC Kelly Bensimon (everyone’s favorite space cadet) imply that Bethany is low class?

dayum, skinny girl margaritas are STRONG.

Jon & Kate Plus 8, Kate Gosselin: Kill, F*ck, or Marry

Poor Gosselin family. Golden handcuffs are still handcuffs!

Today we have Wedding Day Kate vs Pregant Kate Gosselin vs. Present Kate Gosselin

Wedding Day Kate

Pregnant Kate – Oh, she is!

Present Day

I don’t think she is the devil. I think she is working it. To me, she still comes off as a real person. And guess what, real people can be b*tches. Especially if they have not eaten in like, 100 episodes or whatever. (Damn Kate, is TLC putting the pressure on to stay so trim?)

Wedding Day Kate is so pretty and looks so happy. I guess I’d want to marry her. Right? As for the others, you obviously couldn’t kill a pregnant lady and damn sure I am not marrying a pregant lady, so I guess that only leaves…oh dear God.

BOF on “The Girlfriend Experience”

Mary Kay Letourneau & Vili Fualaau: 2 latourneaus and a microphone

BōF attempts another TMZ challenge

well, its officially. TMZ is the least exciting website ever.