Mad Men, “Souvenir” – Best and Worst (Season 3, Episode 8)

October 5, 2009 by stevesoroka

Oh Mad Men. Lots of Pete and Betty. Not a lot of the office. I prefer the office stuff but let’s plough ahead….

BEST (all Betty. And I hate Betty!)

Best of the Best: Betty’s Italian makeover. She looked ridiculous and beautiful. Right?
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BEST: Betty’s “I love adultery” speech. “You’ll have plenty of first kisses. As a matter of fact, just the other day I had a first…I mean. Apologize to Bobby!” Which brings me to…

BEST: The kiss! I thought he was going to grab her and kiss her outside the car and when he didn’t I though it wouldn’t happen. But then it did. (Although, why didn’t Francine and Betty carpool? Is that the 60s or a hole in the writing?

WORST
Worst of the worst: Poor Joan! Let’s all pretend this never happened. (I should stop watching the “Last time on Mad Men…” at the beginning of the episodes because it made it obvious Joan was going to be working there.) Oh Joan. How is she going to get back to the office? Psychiatry! Dr. Greg the rapist is going into psychiatry! Kill him already.
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Worst: Sally getting ignored at the mirror. Betty doesn’t even glance at her. And Sally still worships her and pretends to be her in the bathtub. “Close the window, it’s mussing up my hair…” But Sally’s a lesbo, right? Right? A future hippie lesbo.
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Worst: Drunk Pete. Drunk Pete going back to the German au pair. The German au pair who was trying to throw a fancy dress down the garbage chute. She had bigger things to worry about. Like her accent. And why her blond boss’ kids are red heads.
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Worst: No Peggy! The eff? She still banging Duck? That maid’s been outside forever! I want lots of Peggy and Joan and Peggy/Don scenes.

So You Think You Can Vagina.

September 30, 2009 by stevesoroka

Damn Gina!

Damn Gina!


A joyous contestant accidentally (?) flashed all (?) of America when she advanced to the next round. Photo courtesy of TMZ. TMZ, how’d you find that? Who on your staff is a) forced to watch So You Think You Can Dance? and b) is on vagina patrol.

Eh. So what? who cares? (Or so tw*t? Who c*nts? Oooh. Too much?)

Cougar Town. Photoshop Town.

September 25, 2009 by stevesoroka

What does Nene say about this one?

September 2, 2009 by mamrie

Real Housewives of Atlanta’s Kim Zolciak decided to go topless for the NOH8 campaign as opposed to wearing the logo shirt like every other celebrity.  And it leaves me with 3 questions:

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a) are her tata’s also advocates? why the heck are they duct taped? that is going to hurt coming off.

b) why didn’t anything do this to her when she was trying to release a single last year. am i right?!

c) is that the breast, ahem BEST, you can do Kim?

$100,000 Pyramid Query?

September 2, 2009 by stevesoroka


I was just watching $100,000 Pyramid (perhaps the greatest game show?) one of the six prelim categories was “Things You Find in a Motion Picture Studio.” The subsequent answers were:

A director,

Certainly!

An editor,

But of course!

And Rob Lowe

What? Was Rob Lowe that ubiquitous in the late 80s that his name and movie studio were synonymous? Literally, all the other answers were like “scripts” and “sets” and “fans”. And then Rob Lowe. The contestant guessed it right away!

Oh, and the celebrity was Stuart Pankin. Yes, THAT Stuart Pankin. He was plugging an upcoming appearance on the 80s John Ritter vehicle “Hooperman”.

BOF on Pam and Tommy are back together!

August 13, 2009 by mamrie

G.I. Uh Oh!

August 12, 2009 by mamrie

Channing Tatum, Americas’s favorite hip hop dancing meat head, used to be a male stripper, as exposed by US Weekly.

Don’t worry you don’t have to watch the video. Ive done the dirty work for you and watched it about 15 times (you’re welcome) and can confirm that it is, indeed, Tatum.

My favorite part is that all the backup dancers insisted their faces be blurred out except the creepy long haired one.

Oh, and the dancing in a Gstring with tube socks on.

*This post was made by MAMRIE.

Reporters Freed From North Korea! Laura Ling!

August 12, 2009 by stevesoroka

2009 Weirdo Awards: Mike Tyson, Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, etc

August 11, 2009 by mamrie

Teen Choice Awards Show

Mike Tyson wielded weapons.

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Singers I’ve never heard of showed their bottoms.

Teen Choice Awards Arrivals

The Jonas Brothers had a previous engagement so they sent their wax figures.

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High Jackman brought his A game and his pit stains.

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Celebrity tattoo artist Kat Von D terrified small children.

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And Miley Cyrus performed on a stripper pole.

JIGGA WHAT!?!?

This just in… these were actually the Teen Choice Awards.

Good News/Better News: Jennifer Hudson has a baby!

August 11, 2009 by stevesoroka

Good News: Jennifer Hudson has a baby! Congrats!

She never even confirmed she was preggers.

Although…

I think because she is a big girl no one wanted to say “She def pregnant,” for fear of being taken to task.

Whatever. I like her.

Better News: Maybe now she can dump that boyfriend of hers, “Punk” from I love New York. Ooch.